Super Bowl 57 Broadcast Props Odds, Picks & Predictions

You have ordered your wings. Your local joint is offering a curly fry special. You ask for extra bleu cheese.

You bought extra bags of chips on yesterday’s grocery run. Your guest list is a bit longer than you’d like, but those are the perils of hosting a Super Bowl party.

The unexpected guests fall into two camps. 

One, he has gambled far too much on the Philadelphia Eagles winning outright but the Kansas City Chiefs covering a 1.5-point spread. That one-point middle is his sweet spot. A Kansas City missed PAT will make him happier than any appropriate analogy here would describe.

The other camp, they aren’t coming to your watch party to delve into Patrick Mahomes’s ankle health or the Super Bowl props market.

They are here for the best wings in the city and to talk about Rihanna, about how savvy it was for the Kelce brothers to launch a podcast this exact season and, more than anything else, about which M&M is most attractive. (The red one, duh. Look at those eyebrows. Women kill for eyebrows like that.) 

Ignore the man with a one-point middle. His night is going to end badly.

Eat the wings. Order some pizza when you run out. And say bad things about Roger Goodell. These are what the Super Bowl is about. Ahead of kickoff, we have some Super Bowl predictions for the broadcast at 6:30 p.m. ET on FOX.

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